It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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