question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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