I heard we made out
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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