was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You can't just leave with hair like that
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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