You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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