operation harelip BJ is a go
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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