WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
