You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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