right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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