Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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