oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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