Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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