My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
