Heybabeimwearingurpanties
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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