thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
The feeling are messing with the penis
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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