She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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