wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Found your dick twin last night
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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