I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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