i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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