I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just saw a hot homeless man
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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