I think scott just propositioned me for sex
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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