Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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