If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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