I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He did a backflip because drugs
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
