If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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