You're so nebulous sometimes
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
someone owes me an orgasm
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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