last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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