Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize