My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Randomize
