windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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