Sry I called you an 8
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
handjob tips. give me some.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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