Whod you bang
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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