Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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