You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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