have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize