Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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