He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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