i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
These tits shall not be calmed
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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