Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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