maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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