She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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