I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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