3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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