I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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