Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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