She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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