I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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