rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
