Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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