how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Randomize
