If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
he just fucked me for my cheese.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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